2 6 l e t t e r s .
prologue
This Person.
Nuts are our friends, but sometimes our friends are nuts.

I'm addicted to rocks, penguins, walrus diarrhea, cupnoodles and the stone slab.
I also have vowed, as impossible as it seems to read Doubt this holiday.
Wish me luck and hope I don't end up in a mental hospital.
O r n o t.
disclaimer
No! I'm not lost.

I have no idea what I need a disclaimer for, or what disclaimers are for anyway, so I'll just type random stuff here and be done. I do admire Bartimaeus' ranting ability, especially when he used it with that bullhead guy, because that's the first part I read of everything and it impressed me pretty damn much and that's why I borrowed it in the first place and came to know Bartimaeus and that's how Bartimaeus became my favourite character and btw Nathaniel's a pansy.

I'm done here.
Why are you still reading this? You should be doing better things with your life, like getting a perm or reading the Book Thief or carving soap statues.
Pfffshh, shoo.